The constant ending of his tweets with an exclamation point is so fucking annoying. I read it as FAKE. Bullshit. I know this because I recently realized that I do the same on my Instagram most of the time, which is sadly just a way for me to be like I’M DOING GREAT EVERYONE. When really I’m dying inside.

Peak Trump.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

IIRC the 18% is only up to 7 yards. Further than that, it drops to 6% then 1%.

I starred because you said “six month year old”

Betsy post-interview.

So that’s what happens when the comic book guy hears somebody else declare “Worst. Book. Ever.”

I say we flash mob the lobby, all wearing that polo and doing the thumbs up dance.

If I’m not allowed to come to the GMG offices later today and personally make fun of Drew Magary for his Chopped appearance, I will be filing a complaint at the Hague for violation of my human rights!

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

I have a whole folder of this guy!

The one on Radford?

EW WTF this guy is gross af and on his death bed. My god his jaw is so fucking severe why cant he go extinct instead of the white rhino

That Alec Baldwin tweet throws me off a bit. I know the original that had “Dying” spelled as “Dieing” was deleted. I can only assume a staffer wrote the second by the copious use of commas.

Dude no you aren’t. U damn well know this joke has been made.

Would you say it’s so easy to get one that even a Vogon poet would qualify?

Hilariously for us Brits, senior Brexiteers are crapping themselves that UK exports of steel and aluminium* might be hit by tariffs. Naive twats that they are, they’ve been banking on Trump being willing to give the UK a great trade deal after we throw ourselves off the cliff.