She is as sassy as an aubergine.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

Only one thing left to do... get Barron an interim security clearance and put him in charge of White House communications and the Middle East stat!

Dunno. It kind of looks like he’s just holding a wadded up glove in his hand and standing close enough to her that it creates an optical illusion - some kind of forced perspective kind of thing to make his hands look big.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

I am counting down the days until Michael B Jordan wins his EGOT.

Omg remember poor Anne Hathaway? Like I get it, she’s a tad annoying in that theater geek kinda way but holy shit if you knew nothing about her and stumbled onto Jez at that time you’d think she murdered puppies for sport.

Yep. Sesame Street was a great watch.

Yeah, people like to bash him here on Jezebel, but he was one of the first modern male directors to acknowledge that men were hypocritical assholes for judging women’s sexuality.

I’m really glad all those extremist Arab countries that fund all these terror groups are on the list too... oh wait.

They heard “Chad” and assumed someone was talking about them.

The actress, who grew up in Canada’s Ontario province,

In my daydreams, Obama walks in, says “How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?” and decks him!

“ In god we trust” is not the national motto, that’s “e pluribis unum”.In god we trust” only started appearing on paper money in the 1950's, I believe due to fight communism(It did appear on coins before that). Same as added the “under god” to the pledge of allegiance.

This is something five year would say... “the bad guys will be scared away by good guys.” Pretty soon he’ll propose that we should have people without jobs and homes build houses..there two problems solved where’s my big mac, all this work is hard, can I take a nappy on the helicopter ride to the golf course.

Lol, they sure are.

....Joffrey?

If and only if Babica is showing using a spoon to determine the child’s gender.

And then under the post-baby pictures, it could say “She is no longer vith child”.

as she hits the word “free” you can see the national anthem go back and to the left