Yeah, this is clearly like...someone wrote a Black Widow script, realized Marvel was never going to make a Black Widow film, so then said “FUCK YOU” and turned the ~SEXY~ knob up to 11 and then broke it off, and sold it as an original concept.

Because they couldn’t make Black Widow movie.

After that.....this happened.

Me: “I wonder if this Al Rava guy looks like someone who’d unhinge his jaw and swallow a newborn whole if he knew he could get away with it.”
Googles it.
Me: “Oh. Welp.”

I think she has fucked with her face too much that she’s officially a...

Jezebel staffers how dare you make me cry at a video about a baby hippo.

Literally, the most insensitive thing any person could say to a couple going through infertility treatment is ‘why don’t you just adopt’ like it’s going to the fucking pound and getting a puppy. I spent a fortune on IVF and it was still cheaper than adoption.

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

Thanks so much, I’m off to get a used copy on eBay. I love this shit.

It’s called “unacknowledged” by dr Steven Greer. It may be on Netflix now. I would highly reccomend researching it and him! The movie sent me into an Internet rabbit hole and the names and events seem to check out.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

Maybe, but I’m more convinced it was Obama.

Hahaha, no plot armor? Leia Poppins disagrees

The movie was a big disappointment though, right? I felt let down. I don’t want to get into specifics as it’s way too early for spoilers.

Surprised he didn’t use the “I couldn’t have done it: I’m an otherkin” defense. 9ine times out of 10en it works.

I watched Whiplash with a couple of people who thought it was completely unrealistic for a teacher to be that sadistic. Meanwhile I was weeping because it reminded me so much of the kind of abuse I experienced and witnessed when I danced ballet.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Donald Trump threw the full weight of the White House behind Moore.

“Bannon worked to create a counter-narrative that ultimately would change many Republicans’ perception of the scandal. A former filmmaker, he’s long been captivated by the propaganda films of Leni Riefenstahl”