Sofia Boutella was pretty decent, likeable even, in Star Trek Beyond. It’s a shame they wasted her.

Was it illegal for Comey to have his friend leak his memos?

Trump is like the king of unforced errors I swear

Good luck, sharks

I know what I said.

Bad neighbors are the worst. Fuck you and your deck, Ratner

She probably signed an NDA

Great Gan, it’s only been four fucking months

+1 for Romy and Michele reference

Who in God’s name would ever go to Kenosha for a weekend?

Lauren Duca has more talent in her little finger than Tucker Carlson has in his entire body. His career highlights are all of the following: (1) getting owned to such a degree on his own show that it got cancelled, and (2) making the switch from bow ties to normal ties, a feat managed by most men at the age of 9.

Or Dick Gregory’s Nigger.

How do some Pokemon break out of the ball then?

I was hoping that the aforementioned Jonathan Bennett was the philosopher and not someone else. Oh well.

It means no weiners for the rest of your days
It’s our penis-free philosophy
Vagina dentata

One of the problems with the new Ghostbusters movie was that it wasn’t very good. It wasted a great cast by using a crappy script.

He was actually saying “Are you Ellie”

Someone’s been playing too much Pokemon Go.

We need a Pizza Fund Kickstarter for her

I know Obama’s presidency has had all sorts of issues, but there will never be another president as cool as him.