raisinsandpersons
Nate S
raisinsandpersons

Thank you for signing the letter.

It’s a shame that the field failed you to the extent that you left. I’m sorry to hear that. I’m worried that your story isn’t unusual for lots of women in philosophy programs.

“Over the moon,” eh?

The series opened with a bad omen: a dire wolf mother gored by the stag she mortally wounded, leaving behind an orphaned litter of pups. The dire wolf is the sigil of the Starks, and the stag is the Baratheons’. There’s one pup for each Stark child (a fact that doesn’t escape Jon), and an albino runt for Jon Snow.

Now I’m worried that Jorah is going to kill Arya somehow in the next episode.

Cobain? Really?

Leon? Anyone?

Prince Rhaegar is Dany’s older brother, so she would be Jon’s aunt.

Watch Leslie Jones’s stand-up and listen to her interview with Marc Maron. I don’t think her approach to comedy is completely disconnected from her actual personality.

Which is correct, right? Zeddemore wasn’t a scientist in the original Ghostbusters movie. He was just a normal guy who answered a job ad.

An “If They Mated” made from that Stallone and Spade picture would give you something like a latter day Sean Penn.

WHOA WHOA WHOA

Maybe he wears ill-fitting suits because there’s an exoskeleton under there holding his human arms in place.

Proposal: Khloe should be called Kylo Kardashian.

Star Fleet?

How is “too worried about pooping” a concern?

The lack of Followers of the Apocalypse sucks, but maybe it’s better that Bethesda didn’t completely fuck them up.

Why did you leave Salacious Crumb off the list of Great Things.

Actual RIP.