Are they called Trump Pumps?

The Sweet Onion Teriyaki must flow.

Hey, House of the Devil is streaming on Netflix!

She’s excellent in Togetherness. She also voiced Beatrice on Over the Garden Wall.

Can’t wait to play The Mystness!

To be fair, that’s not really fair criticism he’s getting from VICE.

“But saying shit like any white man can just jump into Hollywood because of their skin color is the same exact thing as saying something like any black man can become a professional basketball player.”

I was born in 1988, so my earliest memories of playing Super Mario (and Duck Hunt, and the second and third Mario for that matter) took place in the basement of our old house circa 1992. I was terrible, but I absolutely loved it. The problem was that my mom had a terrifying decoration of a scarecrow with a…

She’s wearing Data’s TNG uniform.

One tit, two tit, red tit, blue tit

Isn’t the “vein” (poop-filled intestine) still inside when you eat the shrimp? Isn’t that gross?

It’s pretty obvious that they had a blast making the video so I feel like I’m laughing along with them.

I think what you see in the shocked responses to the Sanders protest is not entitlement. Rather, I think people look at protest as a directed, targeted act meant to hurt whomever is being disrupted by the protest. On this view of protest, all protest is protest *of* somebody or something. It’s meant to inflict damage.

YOU DO YOU.

I guess now is a bad time to release my own ‘bate anthem, “You Do You.”

I will never stop being amazed at how quickly she aged.

That is so fucking brilliant. It’s like a George Costanza plotline.

It’s because it looks like a lady’s down-there.

Can you elaborate on that? I’ve never heard that before.

I wonder what’s in Karlie’s Dutch oven.