The Olympics is going to be held in Kazahkstan not.

Farted into a baby? Jesus Christ.

25 Jump Street: Dinosaur School

Sisko 2016

I hope Malia does not accept Lena’s requests to “relax” on her.

He’s not winning elections on his looks, tell ya what.

As somebody who doesn’t know shit about law, this makes me nervous. I would very much like for AA to continue, but as the old saying goes, the Supreme Court giveth, and the Supreme Court taketh away.

I only read the title, but go to hell.

Dude, don’t.

Jeanine Pirro was one of my favorite talking heads in The Jinx. When she saw the block letters on the envelope and said, “Son of a bitch,” I stopped caring that she’s a Fox News person.

She should play Jack in a Mass Effect movie. Anyone else in?

Bought and sold with the santoku lie, I see.

I’ve seen santoku knives with grooves on the blade. I shudder to think I will ever see one with honest-to-God holes in the blade.

It is known: if you don’t care for your knife, you don’t care for your life.

Sounds like a knife for lazy bones.

What is this abomination of a knife?

This video called meatballs “shits” and now I can’t look at them the same.

How girl get pragnent?

I know he’s walking around dressed as the T-800 but would it kill him to do just one “Get your ass to Mars”?