Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

Every damn day he does something to remind me of Yeats’ The Second Coming:

I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Amal is really pregnant with Jennifer Aniston’s twins.

What’s even more bizarre about this is that Fredrick Douglass is one of like, 6 black people who you learn about in public school (along with Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, MLK, Chrispus Attucks and Dred Scott). Most 8th graders could probably tell you that Douglass isn’t exactly a contemporary figure.

Frederick Douglass died in 1895.

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

fart every time you leave your desk.

OMG RIGHT?? It’s like I can’t wait for him to just finish blowing the planet up awready, finish the ruination— just so I can get a little distance on what’s happening right now. We’re in the Prelude chapter to whatever documentary Ken Burns is going to make about the Trumpocalypse.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

I mean, what’s the point of a gun safe if your’re just leaving loaded guns around the house, though?

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

This is by far the most interesting passage I’ve seen from the book so far.

This is mostly pretty obvious - I think anyone with even half a mind would presume these things were going on. He accused others of getting the questions - we all know that’s his psychological tell for what he’s done himself.