serious question which i wish someone asked me before i had kids: are you ok with having basically no personal time until your kids are 8-10 years old? (remember every additional kid resets the clock). even then you only get a little free time, but at least they can go play with friends and not need parental…

Listen, I appreciate the sentiment here, but parents treat you differently once they have kids and you don’t.
It’s the way of things. Their new family is at the apex of their concerns.
You have a simulacrum of your previous relationship; it’s not lost, entirely, but it will never be what it was.
You can’t have it all.…

5 years probation for a life of a black child?

Not at all disagreeing with your rage, which I share, but Gurley was 28. (Feel free to edit your comment & dismiss mine, if you catch this within the editing window; I won’t take offense if this post disappears!)

That kid that busted up the cop car during the protest got 7 years didn’t he? This guy kills a person and then stands over them as they die, without even trying to help, instead calling to see if he’s going to be protected. And he gets five years probation.

I love the “It’s how I was raised excuse.” I was raised to believe oh so many, many things that aren’t true: the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, God, and that there is a monster under your bed who comes out at night to eat any toys you haven’t put away.

The thing is that the gays would have loved her! We would’ve been stanning so hard for this lady! She shot herself in the foot. Back to the swampy town you came from.

“Although all of us may not agree with that particular lifestyle for religious reasons, whatever the reason is, you still treat each other with respect.”

NOT turning out like my Mom has driven my entire life purpose. So far so good, but I thought becoming a Mom (and single Mother no less!) would be my downfall. You are your own person and becoming a Mother will not change you at all, you will still remain yourself. By 40 I finally figured if I hadn’t turned into her by…

I think the pot makes you just a little bit more of whatever you are with your kids. If you’re slightly goofy and fun, it makes you a little more able to be that. If you’re a miserable bastard, like my dad, it makes you more of a bastard who resented the time his kids too away from his time adulting. If you have a…

There are a ton of distant fathers - who aren’t high. His habit may have been a coping mechanism.

I’m hoping the environment around stoners will change as legislation grows, so hopefully children of stoners won’t have childhood sads or be embarrassed that their parents smoke.

I love this old white lady lipstick.

i mean

He’s barely even been a guy for that long...

I’m sure she does a fine job, but I think if they had wanted a CHANCE at getting some noms next award season then that role should have been played by Jennifer Lawrence.

I completely understand that this must feel incredibly shitty for Gutierrez, and I actually agree with her that the way the organization handled it was weirdly incompetent, but am I the only person who feels like she could be, I dunno, more gracious and good-humored about the whole thing? I mean, no one ‘took your…

Just met my brother’s new girlfriend (that he has been chasing for years) and I am not super jazzed, but trying to be for his sake. We are also both dealing with my OCD mother, and so there is that...

If his girlfriend is ANYTHING like my brother’s girlfriend, you have the deepest of sympathies from me.