Then perhaps it's time to consider formula. Billions of children around the world are fed it each day, so stop with the self-weaning nonsense. Employers - including parliament - do not exist to satisfy the feeding whims and schedules of female employees who have exhausted their maternal leave.

Use your sick days or personal days if your child has an emergency.

The movie Tangerine - which starred people of color - was shot on an IPhone. Since there's cell phone coverage of this incident, maybe it will be considered for an Oscar next year. #OscarsSoWhite

Infants don’t belong in the workplace. All women in Australia receive 18 weeks of paid maternal leave and members of the Australian parliament are among the highest-paid lawmakers in the world, earning $195, 130. That’s more than enough money to arrange childcare when parliament is in session.

Not entirely true. Since 2000, we've had the following winners: Denzel Washington won Best Actor for Training Day, Jamie Foxx won Best Actor for Ray, Forest Whitaker won Best Actor for The Last King of Scotland, Halle Berry won Best Actress for Monster's Ball, Morgan Freeman won Best Supporting Actor for Million…