Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

So I should cancel all those meetings I just created with my co-workers in the bathroom? Gotcha.

Hi All,

Having experienced several near-death health events, I can tell you they make you a lot more compassionate and a lot less racist. Those middle east and south Asian medical schools crank out some damn fine surgeons.

I’m just going to say - I don’t care what’s motivating John McCain.

Melania Trump planted kale in Michelle Obama’s garden today, which I guess is better than the alternative but like, I don’t know, please step off our leeks!!!!

One of my fave Canadian retailers for “work clothes”, Reitmans, integrated their “plus size” section with everything else a year or two ago. It’s fantastic. You just feel like a regular fucking person when you go shopping.

Okay Paul Ryan, what exactly does Trump have to say before you get bothered? Asking for some friends (millions of them).

Okay, when my husband told me the time the other day, I might have opened my mouth to ask AM or PM before stopping myself. I was home free, but then confessed. :)

Is it too much to hope that he suffered actual damage? I feel like it would be fitting to be blind when they drag him out in cuffs..

I originally saw it on The Daily Show’s FB page, and thought it was a joke. I should have known better.

Ivanka forgot her hat.

He has the most tremendous filter.

Actually, when he looks up at the sun like that, it isn’t harmful at all, because his head is so far up his ass.

I saw this image on Facebook and genuinely thought it was a joke. Some press photo from the past few months and...

I care little about the size of the rest of my home, but my kitchen needs to be reasonably sized. Like, probably on the verge of 1/2 or more of the square footage of a tiny house. Cause my Kitchen Aid is the best gift I have ever received and that thing needs its space. And my coffee maker. We only have one outlet in…

Oh My God yes! That one nurse was the literal only one that made sense, everyone else was just batshit. I gotta watch this again, anyone know where it’s streaming?

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Personally, I enjoy small spaces and clever furniture and storage, so it all makes sense to me. But I think it’s important to note that a driving force behind tiny houses is desire to save money, not just be trendy and mid-life crisis-y.

I feel like there are 3 people who get tiny houses.