Even though Beyonce was young when she met Jay Z, nearly every woman has a story about a guy who treated her like shit and then he magically had this calling to be a better person when she walked out the door. It ain’t new. It ain’t innovative. It ain’t unique.

This is good, except I think she DID call him out and wasn’t tolerating being a conduit. Then he delayed, lied, ignored, etc. etc. until Solange took him to task in the elevator (and Beyonce’ let her) and then the begging commenced.

I took it more like he was surprised that he literally felt the pull of not wanting her to leave and couldn’t believe how emotional he was over it - because before B he just looked at women as I don’t know what.

Please talk more about this

Besides, one would have to be an exceptional idiot to cheat on Mila Kunis.

“What is happening to my body right now? Did I just say...‘Don’t leave’? All this is new for me,” Jay-Z reflects.

Well, that’s the thing with liberals. A liberal will say, “we should do it this way, although I appreciate that the other side has a different perspective that has some value to it.” A conservative will say, “we should do it this way, and the other side needs to be run out of town.”

If this man disappeared from television forever, no one’s life (save his) would be the lesser for it. If HBO wants to have this sort of show with this sort of format, there are literally millions of witty, politically-aware Americans of all ages, races, genders, and creeds who could host. Why him? Why still? Old white…

I’m glad the rest of the world is finally figuring out he’s a 61 year old edge lord with nothing meaningful to say.

If you’re a white person, and you’re not a professor of linguistics giving a seminar on the history of racial epithets to postgrads, stop it. Stop it now. Whatever the situation, even in “irony” [and from your perspective without malice], you’ve radically misjudged the mood. Stop it.

Miss Lindsey is a genteel southerner. The South is the home of the shadiest bitches and the most cutting back handed compliments. The South turned the ostensibly kind: “Bless your heart” into a vicious put down. We may not do much right, but we got burns.

Lindsey is a genuinely witty and extemporaneously funny guy. He’s the king of GOP off-the-cuff one-liners. “That’s the first thing I’m going to do as President - we’re going to DRINK MORE.” “Make America great again - tell Donald Trump to go to hell.” Ritual phone destruction. Rotating first lady. MUCHO SAD.

I kept my last name for ten years too but eventually started using my husband’s recently because frankly it’s just a confusing pain to have two different names and it’s awkward to correct people that immediately refer to me as Mrs. [Husband Name].

Will consider if name is acceptable. I had a middle school science teacher called Mrs. Butts. I want none of that. Who CHOOSES to be Mrs. Butts? And then teaches middle school?

But I digress.

This may sound decidedly unromantic but my last name is fairly ungainly. I have always thought that my decision would center around who had the most aesthetically pleasing surname. Does this make me a bad person?

He’s on the side of his people in the FBI, as far as I can tell. He’s still a dick that messed up the election but at least I can follow his logic.

Hopefully he’ll decide his all-important sense of honor requires him to clean up the mess he made in getting Trump elected. I’ve always thought that he was just being a dick to Hillary during the election because he assumed she was a shoe-in and it would prove he was independent and honorable in chasing down any any…

Don’t forgive the early voters; he was still a creationist who believes that dinosaurs died in the Noah’s Ark flood :/

Whatever tiny shred of hope I had in American democracy is gone now. There are no longer any standards. It’s just whether the candidate has a D or an R next to their name. Why bother voting anymore? What a joke.

Nah. Just “fake news” because apparently all the journalists in the country have nothing better to do than make up a bunch of shit. Trump is going down and so is most of his administration. Trumpgate is gonna make Watergate look like child’s play.