I have stomach issues, and one of my biggest fears in respect to flying, is what if I have to poop NOW when I’m not supposed to be out of my seat? I don’t want to get yelled at/cause a commotion, but I can’t sit for a however long flight in pants (on a seat) I just shat myself in. Worrying about it makes it worse,…

Look at this photograph. She married into Nickleback. This hair reminds me of tentacles. I can’t stop looking at it. Every time I do it makes me laugh.

Yeah, sometimes I eat things outside of the 20 or so reviews I do a year.

I remember when journalists used to investigate a story BEFORE releasing it to the public.

“It’s amazing that Dodd’s former self even made it to 50 at a time when the average life expectancy was only about 40"

I still pop the game in once a week or so to just “Zen out” for a bit. It’s a very good relaxation/Galactic Photographer simulator and is exactly what I had always expected the game to be.

It’s just a lovely blue dress.

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

Um, the Republic of Ireland has been its own country, separate from the UK since 1921. Brexit & Nigel Farage are the responsibility mostly of the folks on the other side of the Irish Sea.

If you would’ve watched the freaking video you’d see it was from Ireland, and what city is in a single person’s ID shouldn’t mean you dismiss the point they’re trying to get across.

Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.

Ask and thou shalt receive.

Germany is pretty much the only country that doesn’t whitewash its history, and makes damn sure children are raised learning everything about its past mistakes so they won’t make them again. Virtually no other country does that.

Wow, thank you for linking that! Personally I can’t disagree more with him/her. Mass Effect was never about Shepard for me, but about cool space exploration with an intelligent story and intresting cast. And this person just want more of the same? More reapers, more Shepard, same old. That sounds like a direct to DVD…

I spent a literal half hour on the toilet today attempting to squeeze out a poop. My right leg was so dead afterwards that I could barely walk. Lucky it was just one leg and not both. I’ve had that before, makes it a real challenge to move. And then the pins and needles start. Yowch.

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

My 14 year old is extremely interested in politics. As a homeschool kid she has the option to choose a lot of her curriculum. Today she said, “ I want it centered around politics. I want to walk out of college and change the world.” And so it shall be. She will have a mess to clean up but I hope all young girls and…

I LOVE this.

A convict in a potato sack who’s a gifted acrobat escapes the dragon attack at Helgen by wall-running a crumbling tower and a mountainside, prances through a bandit ambush, assaults a hunter, steals his horse, bends the horse into a catapult that launches him precisely to Riften’s docks, punches the first guard in the…

I know what to tell those people: you are garbage humans. Join the rest of us in the 21st century.