I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

Trump is incapable of dealing with a woman his age on a level playing field when she doesn’t work for him, sleep with him, isn’t in a bikini, and is smart and capable. He just has no idea how to deal with her - so he doesn’t. He attacks Bill, who’s a man. Now he can attack Obama. He is attacking AROUND her because he…

Can you mock something up yourself, by cutting up dishwashing or gardening gloves?

That bookmark is beautiful! Is there nothing you can wear on your fingers to protect them? When I did stained glass, I saw that some people would tape their fingers to protect aganst cuts from the glass and such.

It feels like we’re slowly approaching the death of internet comics.

Wow! That’s amazing.

That is BEAUTIFUL! I love it.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

Lord Humungus

Don’t do that to Odo.

A lot of people don’t actually know what “schizophrenia” is.

Yes! Etsy paid Jezebel $7,000,000 to write this post! And they threw in one of each item! Everything is secretly sponcon! Trust no one!

Nope.

That’s disgusting. Seriously, wash your feet. They are cesspools of bacteria, and no, “gravity” bringing the soap water down isn’t enough. That’s how things like Athlete’s Foot and other foot and toenail infections spread.

Nintendo can’t change the IP law, particularly regarding trademarks. If you don’t defend your trademark in the US then you risk losing it completely. So yes, while it’s sad to lose the Metroid 2 remake, Nintendo owns the trademark to Metroid and if they let this slide and another developer (let’s just say Konami fo…

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

It’s much simpler - don’t fucking lie to your doctor. Or suffer the consequences of being a dumbass.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

I’d rather live in Ireland than the US any day. It may have theocratic elements, but you’re statistically much less likely to be shot.

An Irish woman and her friend are live-tweeting their 48 hour journey to England for the woman to have an abortion: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug…