“Someone has a different opinion” is one way of putting it. Here’s another: A person in a position of power thinks that people with less power should stop acting like victims. This person, who helped create a game called AXE Body Spray Pogo Xtreme, argues that making games is not a job but an art. Therefore, he says,…

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

Confession: I was dancing to MMMBop in my kitchen last night. By choice. Sometimes I tell people it's because my kids like it. They don't.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. The greatest trick the Donald ever pulled was getting us to sympathize with a Fox News talking head.

Can we just get it in our heads that it is not solely the duty of infertile people to carry the burden of our foster care systems? This woman has already adopted three anyways, but it seems like whenever an infertile person seeks to birth a biological child there are a bunch of people just waving their hands around…

I’ve just relegated to not hitting on women. If they want to approach me, cool, but I’m not going to ruin someone’s night because of an unfortunately legitimate fear.

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

Please do elaborate on my interests? Because Income inequality isn’t fixing racism and the supposition that it will is ignorant as all hell. Like it’s literally infuriating. As is the fact that Sanders voted for the same crime bill that they like to throw in HRC’s face. I’m old enough to remember the crack epidemic…

‘Bright-eyed American stars and British unknowns’

I didn’t know there wasn’t one. I don’t game on PC (I know, I know. I’m a peasant). But yes. I have a combination of computer dumbitude and a dislike for the interface of a PC for gaming. I know you can use a controller for it, but that requires more computer knowabouts than I has.

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The only thing I adore about the sentient pestilent festering Cheez-it barnacle that is Donald Trump is his speech style, where he’s clearly just letting his mouth run first before his brain can catch up. I mean, breaking down this response, his ongoing thought processes are just so obviously on the surface:

When I first got ill when I was 12 or 13, I got very very agoraphobic, I didn’t leave the house for a year, being in the front yard gave me terrible anxiety attacks. After that year my big sister got me to take a xanax and go for short rides with her. Just around the block, then to my grams 5 minutes away, then 10…

Women in trousers? What next? Hussies out riding bicycles!

You can be funny without bringing other people down, successful comedians do it every day. And if you want to call me a SJW or any other nonsense that people spout when others call them on there privilege, then go ahead, this is the internet and you can do as you please. But I’m also allowed to call you a bully and…

Everyone knows women go to the bathroom in groups. What if there’s a major emergency and Hillary needs to pee but can’t find anyone to go with her and because of that the Chinese nuke the moon?? WHAT THEN???

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

Okay so I know you were talking about, you know, ‘THE NORMAL’ healthy humans BUTTTTTT...

Nice try, JONATHAN.