Papa John is a giant douche, so I don’t feel sorry for him.

Let’s ask this another way, considering Doug’s employment history:

You don’t like loud pipes? Because you’re not a biker.

Why would Jalopnik commit to more and better motorcycle coverage with Lanesplitter and then proceed to write a post on Jalopnik inviting a bunch of car drivers to vote on what they hate most about motorcyclists? Are the same people writing for both blogs? I hope…

Motorcycle stero. You are already loud enough revving your Harley at 6000 RPM when at the traffic light, you don’t need speakers blasting the fucking Eagles cranked to 11.

Song from the Need For Speed Underground soundtrack no?

Breaking Norton is a value-add.

I think the money would go muuuuuuch better to buy Jalopnik from Gawker Media, myself.

Perhaps this information belongs in the post (possibly before the link to buy raffle tickets)?

Can you put THIS into the metric system?

Automakers should just provide people with brake specific fuel consumption maps.

May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?

Yes, it’s exactly what we need!

Can you imagine how hard it must be to buy a car if you actually are a Nigerian Prince?

It’s nice to see that not much has changed with driving around Japan since I was living there in the ‘90s. I also enjoyed your article on why driving in Japan sucks. I was in the US Army stationed at Camp Zama (40 miles south of Tokyo). This is where I bought my first car, a ‘79 Celica Supra Mk1. It was an ugly POS…

Are you sure that’s not just the new 911?

I wouldn’t call the V8 in a early 2000s mustang “hairy chested”. These are the sad SOHC 4.6L that barely put out over 250 hp. Nothing like the DOHC 5.0 we have today. I mean, even the base V6 today makes more power than these V8s did. And its a convertible. Not something I’d brag about beating nowadays.

looks like... mid-90’s mustang convertible?

Maglite quality has been on the decline for the past ten years. I would choose Ozark Trails, Walmart’s house brand, over Maglite.

Maglite quality has been on the decline for the past ten years. I would choose Ozark Trails, Walmart’s house brand,…

Only problem is their competitors put out significantly more light with higher build qualities now at similar or lower prices. I used to be a die hard maglite fan, but they have not kept up with modern LED technology at all. Their LED torches suck compared to the competition.

As a scoutmaster and seeing kids buy mags…

Only problem is their competitors put out significantly more light with higher build qualities now at similar or…