Navigating the UI on the Wii U in a nutshell:

People blame the name but if people can learn that an Xbox One is the third Xbox, they could learn that the Wii U is a Wii successor.

Bonus screenshot:

I can’t do this either, and I’ve been drawing on a serious level for ten years. As they say, practice makes perfect... not talent.

Perfect reply.

Yes. You are a boring person. Go away.

Well the game takes place in aloha which is pretty much hawaii, of course swimmers are hot, that’s the only thing they can do, swim