I mean, there’s always the chance that they’ll argue over who gets to kick your ass first, and end up shooting each other for a change. Maybe it’s a long shot, but seriously, how great would that be ?

“I’m sorry officer, I...I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.”

8. When people leave a comment on a blog or article or status just to express how much they don’t care about the topic on which they’re leaving a comment.

If I’m literally bring murdered, I’m still not calling the cops. I’d call the Fire Department, maybe.

I really don’t get why people are so into Taylor Swift. I’m still mad she won album of the year over To Pimp A Butterfly. That’s some “Ordinary-People-over-Raging-Bull-at-the-Oscars” level fuckery. I also find her to be aggressively mediocre.