Are you really that thick? Look a little beyond the words, it isn't literally asking "Do they know it's December 25th on the calendar", it's implying that without generosity and charity, it might as well not be Christmastime. Hence the follow-up, "let them know it's Christmastime". He's not literally telling you to…

It's okay to criticize this decision mate, you're not racist for it.

This post made my brain bleed

So, a decades-old corpse? Well at least it'll be a good analog to their chicken.

I f­u­c­king love Norm.