This is like every nightmare I've had rolled into one. The fact there were hope spots is even worse to me. I can't deal with this. This is about the worst story ever.

You know, the weird thing is I usually absolutely go for weird-looking, long faces* but for some reason this is pushing the creep button Maybe it's just the whole family that all smiling at you. I'm not russian, but I don't trust people who smile too much.

What is the difference between a bodhrán player and a terrorist?

The trouble with time machines is the currency issue. I would probably spend an absurd amount of time and money buying old currency that I could take back with me and use.

I'm 5'6 (and the tallest woman in my family) and have size eight (wide because basically I'm a scaled up hobbit) shoes And yeah. Anything slightly above two inches kills me. I can't even handle 2.5 without a lot of pain.

I was working under the assumption that she's probably not platinum since it's rare natural color.

Oh god, right now shoe fashion is hellish. Partially regarding heels, the shortest these days are 3 inches and really I'm only comfortable on 2 inch heels. I don't know who invented stilettos, but I hope in whatever afterlife there is that they are being suitable punished.

My Mom failed me too on makeup. Most of what I know has been gotten via trial and error, and color theory.

I'm am a Methodist, and thusly am not given to patriotic ferver ever. But these shoes are wicked cute, and I need them in all three patriotic colors.

I'm not sure I'd go all the way red for you unless you have dark hair. Dark + pale skin means you can rock red lipstick so damn hard. Pale skin with blondish hair + means you are going to rock pink and purple.

That is exactly why that bouquet has jumped slightly ahead of the steampunk bouquet in my vague wedding plans. The reason it probably won't make it to any actual wedding is it also reminds me of Lisa Frank, and I'm a grownass woman.

Well, of course. They are genus otocolobus and they are genus felis.*

I don't have acne that bad that I'm serious about it. If looked like well, any of the wikipedia images I probably would because I'm vain. If it hurt badly I likely would too. But the side effects are too severe for my taste, and as I had to go to the ER this year for medicine side effects I'd rather just skip it.

Not everything. I stick to the basics because I'm less than rich.

1. I hate my teeth. I had a dentist that was very bad and he kind of screwed them up very badly. Having to spend and endure rather a lot* to get them back into working shape.

Theory: Having realized their goal of human adoration, domesticated* cats figured they could slack off a bit on the evolutionary cuteness. Maybe take a good, long nap in the sun.

I suddenly understand people who want wild animals. I want to brainwash one into a snuggly kitty and it can be all mine

Jezzies, what is your favorite perfume?

I just cut my hair for the first time! To my total surprise it looks as adorable as a pixie cut should. I didn't screw up at all in a embarrassing antidote way!

If I could edit the grammer on that I would. "You only pay the iron price for everything you have."