Thanks for writing stuff like this, Patricia.

Use Kotaku Core or visit a different fucking website.

Awesome.

I would have gained a ton of respect for Sony if they had referenced "Giant Enemy Crabs" or "599"! Oh well.

Yeah, they only waited 7 years! Big hurry indeed!

If you say so. I don't think it has to be. Everything else is simulated in video games, why not sex? It's a huge part of life.

What is immature about that?

"Steer clear of Windows 8, which has compatibility issues with some games."

Sales are your friend.

Maybe you're right. I hope you are! £59.99 is insane.

If games sold on Live or PSN were as cheap as Steam, I would be fine with it. That will never happen, though.

Exactly right. The Xbox, as far as I understand, wouldn't have the same problem. They wouldn't have to emulate anything. Not that I'm expecting it to be backward compatible, either.

"Matt Birk, an aging, white, ivy-league educated millionaire with a retrograde stance on gay marriage. GOP 2016?"

Your comment is bad, and you should feel bad.

fresca not fanta

Please don't comment ever again. The world will be better for it.

Finally I can explain why I don't like IV very much. Drab. As simple as that. Vice City had so much character. Easily the best for me.

Excellent.

One of these things is not like the other.

Nope. If you microwave it for a few seconds it doesn't really melt the ice cream. Just softens it up a bit.