Get a life, weirdo.

Yikes!

Why does this little girl need to be on Deadspin? Why is Deadspin milking this story for all it's worth? The original report was outstanding journalism. Much of the stuff that has come after is embarrassingly bad.

Pfftt.. It's not even snowing out there.

See a psychologist. Quickly.

Ugh. I'm embarrassed to say I'll still be buying it. I love the pitching mechanics and the million dollar challenge.

Very impressed by the comments here. Good job guys!

Uh, wow. That's the kind of stuff that would make me willingly pay for their content.

Windows Phone does indeed have a native QR reader. Bing vision.

Shouldn't we also quit murdering innocents with drones?

Somebody's trolling.

Uh..yeah.. Where have you been?

This was so, so good.

At least you have Xbox Music! Which is a great service. I hope the interface is better on WP than Windows 8, though.

Yet, they've been very successful without holding themselves to a high journalistic standard. Personally I read this site for fun. No one is forcing me to. If I want real news, real journalism, I'll read The Times. Or maybe something like Ars Technica for technology news.

This. Is. A. Blog.

It was just added to Neflix.

Want a cookie?

This is extremely sad. Especially considering how many people are defending him.

Also, a one year warranty might be standard practice these days, but it's absolute bullshit.