So why is this repeat news? Why do I care that some guy got arrested for something as mundane as smuggling phones?

I'm not seeing how those are mutually exclusive. Bullying is often the cause of social isolation in children, and can be the trigger for it, as well. There's plenty to mock here, but that isn't one of those things.

Hey y'all - this is Randy from Tiger Style! So, actually, you have nearly full run of the game in any moon phase. The truth this article speaks applies almost entirely to the deep secrets, especially (one of) the final, mysterious ending(s) of the game.

Don't be a celebrity if you cant handle the weird shit.

I submit that Sandshrew should be the new mascot. Much stronger than crappy old Pikachu.

Saban is apparently trying to make a reboot movie, so they probably don't want this interfering with their official movie...

yeah, Kotaku authors must be really skittish people. Their examples of terrifying and of "nightmare fuel" tend to refer to rather innocuous, though somewhat strange things

All this kid needed was 1,200 to get it done?

They've shitposted all throughout 2014 already. Ponies, Minecraft, Feminism where no offense is.

Oh cool! A story about Dragon Age! I like Dragon — FUCKING MINECRAFT? God dammit. Yes you can build things in minecraft. Still. Glad we got that cleared up.

Oh boo who! Kimchi does have a strong smell. It wasn't even a racist remark. People just love complaining.

For a game with a target demo of 10-year olds, people sure are holier-than-thou regarding hacking Pokemon.

(◕‿◕✿) HEY I JUST MET YOU , AND THIS IS CRAZY , MY NAME IS WILLIAM , BUT CALL ME AMY (◕‿◕✿)

Our own kind? That you associate all gamers together like they need support is fucking pathetic. Should I not insult someone purely based on the fact he's human? No. Same applies here. If this guy is clueless and sad enough to post stupid comments like this, let him, but stop perpetrating the stereotype that "our…

You don't play games because you're afraid of clueless morons telling you off? That's completely pathetic.

"Son, what have you done with your life?" "I've built a city. In Minecraft. Also I'm 40 and still live in your basement." "..."

Which? The idea that their enjoyment of an exclusive item enhances the experience or the idea that this is part of what brings them so much pleasure?

It's a good thing they told us about MySpace being down. I would hate to have had to wait for one of the remaining 27 users to notice 8P

Are you 17 years old?

mein's cuter, hail