Florida. I guessed even before clicking the link. Florida.

This is ridiculous. I get having strong anti-discrimination laws, but being anti-women only spaces isn’t being supportive of that; it’s fully, intentionally anti-woman. The law needs to have allowances for women (and men) only spaces where appropriate (this would include gyms, and colleges, for example). Men have had,…

Smoking will kill you and I hope you can stop. Unless you get run over by a bus before you quit, which will also kill you. Rooting for you to stop, though. I quit after multiple attempts, 20 years ago. My only regret is that I waited so long to quit: I demonstrate symptoms of damage to my lungs, despite the passage of…

To quit smoking. I still need to do this. I did it once, when i was 30 for six months, but not as a new years resolution, more for a guy, and then he broke my heart and i started smoking again because I wanted to have quit for myself, not him. But before I got around to quitting again my sister died, and then my dog…

Dry January 2019. Made it until January 3. 

It is mind boggling to me how sites like TMZ make fun of people like Lindsey Lohan for clinging to their fame years after they were relevant and then also make fun of people who say “I tried, it wasn’t working the way I wanted it to so now I’m doing something else.” like Dunkelman and the guy from Cosby Show who was…

Smocking Looser would be an awesome band name at the post-impeachment party.

Last week he was crowing about the fabulous “USMCA” agreement, and now America “looses sooo much money on trade with Mexico...” that he’ll close the borders down completely.

I recently had to deal with a very wealthy distant family member on a contentious financial matter, and he seemed shocked that we didn’t just like have an attorney on retainer at all times. As in, he was annoyed that I needed a few days to research a solution he proposed because I couldn’t just turn to my lawyer for an…

What the fuck is it with these people? (That just came out as a rhetorical; I think I know what the fuck is wrong with them.) So, yeah, the barter suggestion is some pretty rich shit on its own. But that Tweet at the end...

I’m old enough to remember these. At the time (late 60s when I was a little kid) they seemed perfectly normal. Natural trees were old-fashioned and messy; aluminum and plastic were the future. I can still remember putting ours together with my dad. The branches were all color-coded so you knew where they fit into the…

All I have to say about infinity dresses is that anything that doesn’t look good unless you wear Spanx under it isn’t the godsend people say it is.

I can’t drink anymore because of GERD. My savior in situations where everyone is drinking is to tell the bartender, “Make me a mocktail, anything you like.” (Sorry for the hated word.) The results are usually yummy and no one questions that I’m not drinking. My favorite so far has been a non-alcoholic Mojito. It’s…

I remembered two more episodes from that party.

This is not really embarrassing but it was a holiday party challenge for me and may provide some seasonal cheer.

They can, but don’t want to for the same reasons they let him move in in the first place: they think that if they do that, he’ll be extradited to the U.S. and face the death penalty, and they don’t want that blood on their hands. Asylum is a big deal in a lot of Latin American countries, and they don’t want to be the…

Calm down and clean up after your cat, Julian.  Also, stop it with the skateboard, that’s an “outside” toy.

Watch the “Houseguest Video”, seriously. It fucking took me out of myself and the crushing issues for 5 min. Pure horrified delighted hilarious bliss. Recognition at the terrible houseguest scenario after having several artist / musician/ cool kids occupy our cabin and never living up to any work barter arrangements…

According to Ryan Houlihan: “I always explain it like, The Hills was young people going to LA and being like, ‘Anything can happen. Obama’s about to be president, I can feel the change, I’m gonna get a magazine job—like, I am gonna be so famous.’ It’s basically The Devil Wears Prada. Vanderpump Rules is like, ‘Ok so…

Thats about it really ... they are astonishingly terrible people that I can’t help but love and watch and follow along.