I’m not saying it's Millennials trying to go viral but it's Millennials trying to go viral. 

Eat the rich.

Why in God’s name was this wretched execrence given any kind of bond at all?? HE SHOT MULTIPLE WOMEN AND DID SO WHILE OUT ON BOND FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE.

We now live in a world where “losing a game of Madden” is now on the list of stats for “causes of a mass shooting”. How fucking fantastic.

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

In one clip you can see the red laser sight keying in on the player sitting on the right of the screen. That is much more chilling than seeing the actual violence play out.

Think about that poor mother and her 12 year old daughter. Imagine being her husband and the father of that child. You look forward every day to spending time with them when you get home from work and out of the blue you get a call that some loser destroyed them and took them away from you forever. You don’t even get…

On the Autobahn, people actually do that as a form of suicide. They call them Geisterfahrer or “Ghost Drivers,” who intentionally go max speed in the wrong direction to end it for themselves (and random innocent bystanders).

over 200 years is quick in geological times but I feel confident that if we notice the poles shifting we’d do something about it, just like we did with all those warnings about the earth getting warmer

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

I gave up drinking to help reach my fitness goals, but pushing a full on abstinence agenda disguised as medical fact really needs to stop. Lets be honest, alcohol is poison - we know that its why it makes us feel weird and then shitty. However people literally since the dawn of civilization have drunk alcohol -…

I think we all know....

but.... none of those are horror movies.... “What We Do in the Shadows” and “Ghostbusters” are comedy.  “The Dark Crystal,” “The Neverending Story,” and “The Last Unicorn” are fantasy.

I can’t wait for this. Tilda Swinton as a satanic leader is my aesthetic.

When the story broke that Jennifer was dragging her feet on the divorce, my first instinct was that it has nothing to do with reconciling or punishing him. It is about having the legal right to help with rehab and medical stuff.

I am about the same age as Argento. There are zero reasons for someone her age to be alone in a hotel room with a 17 year old, unless it’s a family member. Whatever story she’s trying to sell, she should just stop. 

“Always arrive early and stay late without being asked.”

You know what, I don’t get outwardly pissed at Jezebel or individual writers very often, but this whole article and it’s not-so-subtle subtext is horrible. It’s disgusting and y’all should be ashamed.

Gotta watch The Road. It can’t be more depressing than The Bachelor in Paradise. 

Asia Argento is almost his age, so clearly too old for him.