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Scott Disick and Bella Thorne? Makes total sense. Or, in the words of Spock,

Oh, fuck yes, I’d sue her. No one deserves to be photographed, posted online and mocked that way. Boundaries, y’know? How else is she gonna learn?

It’s amazing how this one gif sums up my feelings since November so perfectly.

“When young people see glamorous stars smoking and flouting the law, it undermines the progress that has been made in de-normalizing smoking and increasing awareness of smoking’s health risks.”

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

Ugh Assange is a white nationalist true believer? What a shit.

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

God this was me for most of my life. Signed, a reformed superlate person.

Yes. This. Tardiness has always been an issue of mine but depression took it to Olympic levels. No-one at work got the gargantuan efforts I made just to be less late than Richards would have been.

1.) CNN was reporting last night that nobody in the administration expected the political blowback that occurred 0.4 seconds after the country found out about Comey’s firing. HOW? Did they honestly think that we’d all go, “Oh. Yes. Trump is clearly firing him because he was mean to Hilz. Makes sense to me.” Nobody in

God, how FUCKING STUPID IS HE? Not only did he think firing Comey would successfully cover his ass, he thought people would be fucking happy about it. Seriously if I have to read about how anyone can be President now—this does nothing except prove that only people with adequate capabilities and experience should be

the ocean is fucked up

Did you know scallops can swim??

How can a venue be called “Rough Trade” and not be a leather bar?

Is it just me or do people all of the sudden look really old? Depp looks like crap now....I just turned 34 and all of the sudden I’m looking around at people my own age and am like do I look like that? I just assume I’ll always look like I’m 22

“He’s not a morning person”

Looking at that top picture, Jdepp is starting to get the face he deserves.

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I know she’s not in this video. But I just wanted any excuse to post.

except he has actual power, so it’s less entertaining and more “oh no, who’s he going to insult while he’s there???? Goodbye sane foreign policy!”

Ivanka, your Vitamin D deficiency is showing.