The one on the far left looks like she wore only her pantyhose to the party. Tacky as fuck.

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My sister fell on a hard floor (possibly hitting a sharp edged chair on the way down) and fractured her skull NEARLY ALL THE WAY AROUND HER HEAD. I mean, big gaping cracks across her face, her ear, and the back of her head.

I’ve had an experience like that. “Was that a crash? Eh, probably nothing, just leave it... Fuuuuck it, guess I’ll go check it anyway.” I feel sick thinking about how close I was to ignoring it.

Dude, a Walk on the Moon. He never looked so, so so so hot. I am a connoisseur.

I fell down a flight of stairs when I was newly pregnant with my oldest (everyone was fine!). I went into work, immediately called my OB’s office who were all get in here NOW. I hadn’t told my boss yet, so when I said sorry I have to leave right away and get to the Dr. reasonably questioned it. When I told her I was…

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

None of the 8 who were in on the negligent homicide aspect (texting about Piazza being “a problem” and opting to not call 911 for 11 critical hours) will serve a day in prison. They’ll be receiving job offers from Boston Consulting or Bain and Co. the day of their inevitable acquittal.

Check out Hildago; it’s a fluffy little historical drama about a long-ass horse race where he plays a down-on-his-luck cowboy who has faith in his trusty steed. Plus, Viggo Mortensen being cute with a horse.

The sequel is “I Still Hate to Cook,” and there’s also “I Hate to Housekeep.” Didn’t know she had an etiquette book though. Gotta get my hands on that!

The best of the Goldie-Chevy movies was Foul Play. Fun, reverent Hitchcock spoof (with a very irreverent plot, if you get my drift).

Maggie Smith was great in that...

“It’s all lies. It’s all a joke.”

That’s a fair sentence. Jonathan should have kept his hands clean, instead, he had his hand in her pocket, uninvited. Oh, well; you live, you learn.

Per Snopes:

Please tell me we’re not going to see this image over and over and over again as some sort of proof of god and his goodness and the strength of his will and bla bla bla ....

No, worries, mademoiselle, the oldest hipster in Brooklyn is on the case.

They smoke (and I presume you mean cigarettes?) Harry does too, doesn’t he? I can’t imagine Charles is very happy about this. And I think the Queen is somewhat famously anti-smoking. I think I read that among the hundreds of protocols that surround being in her presence you are not allowed to smoke. When she was going…

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

I’ve been really lucky since my partner doesn’t give a shit about the gender of his colleagues, and his colleagues and friends don’t seem to care either, but I have witnessed this shit at game jams - some teams don’t want their only female team member taking lead on programming or development, even if that’s what they…