I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

Eh. With the exception of the Weasley parents, most of the adult wizarding community seems like giant tools.

I’m only in my 30s, so I don’t know if it’s always been like this, but it increasingly seems like the primary motivation of adopting right-wing politics is to grift other, dumber right-wingers.

knowingly charged attendees thousands of dollars to be “stranded on a remote island” with “little more than bread and a slice of cheese.”

She didn’t mind when her daughter shaved my back and wove her a blanket with what we swept up! 

The first thing this app tells you is that if you aren’t one of the cult of apple you are not worthy of any jobs.

Here is your periodic reminder that you and I, US taxpayers, already paid for the previously publicly-available data that has now been deleted from the EPA website. Pruitt and 45 literally just stole our access to goods and information that we had long paid for, right out from under our noses.

I can’t get over how everyone speaking about this FYRE fiasco keep talking about people being “safe”. You can almost hear the hushed tones around the word. Give me a break. A day or two stuck on an island in the Bahamas with apparently no water or plumbing system admittedly sounds awful, but I really don’t think…

I’ve been really lucky since my partner doesn’t give a shit about the gender of his colleagues, and his colleagues and friends don’t seem to care either, but I have witnessed this shit at game jams - some teams don’t want their only female team member taking lead on programming or development, even if that’s what they…

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

You sound like my former mother-in-law!

Fuck those fuckboys.

Hmm, I wish I had the power to reward that woman with a nice, big grant for whatever she feels is the best use of her talents and general badassery.

Forget Joanne the Scammer, Ja learned to scam from the best.

“Older Articles Are Racing Ahead Of The Comments In The Quest To Get Ad Hits With Infinitely Scrolling Pages”

easily appreciated schadenfreude.

The worst example of this I saw was this year, while using the online version of H&R Block TaxCut.

I wouldn’t want to be stuck in an airport with a bunch of pissed off lifestyle bloggers, that’s for damn sure.

With all due respect, it’s pretty crazy to call this the best film of all time when A Very Brady Sequel exists.