I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

The first thing this app tells you is that if you aren’t one of the cult of apple you are not worthy of any jobs.

Here is your periodic reminder that you and I, US taxpayers, already paid for the previously publicly-available data that has now been deleted from the EPA website. Pruitt and 45 literally just stole our access to goods and information that we had long paid for, right out from under our noses.

I can’t get over how everyone speaking about this FYRE fiasco keep talking about people being “safe”. You can almost hear the hushed tones around the word. Give me a break. A day or two stuck on an island in the Bahamas with apparently no water or plumbing system admittedly sounds awful, but I really don’t think…

I’ve been really lucky since my partner doesn’t give a shit about the gender of his colleagues, and his colleagues and friends don’t seem to care either, but I have witnessed this shit at game jams - some teams don’t want their only female team member taking lead on programming or development, even if that’s what they…

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

Fuck those fuckboys.

Hmm, I wish I had the power to reward that woman with a nice, big grant for whatever she feels is the best use of her talents and general badassery.

Forget Joanne the Scammer, Ja learned to scam from the best.

I wouldn’t want to be stuck in an airport with a bunch of pissed off lifestyle bloggers, that’s for damn sure.

This is my go-to example of sequels damaging an original. Had those cheesy sequels not been made, I think this movie is rightly remembered as one of the great comedies of all time. I think the sequels damaged the reputation that the original had.

With all due respect, it’s pretty crazy to call this the best film of all time when A Very Brady Sequel exists.

Whenever I, a straight woman, am in need of a graphic male pinup to make straight dudes uncomfortable with, Tom of Finland is who I go to. His drawings are just so damn charming.

OMG TRENT REZNOR IS (PROBABLY) GOING TO FINALLY DO THE SOUNDTRACK TO A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE MOVIE AND ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

Adrienne Vittadini was quite the thing in the eighties. She did these kind of fantastic lounging day pajama track suit type of affairs, Joan Collins on the weekend vibe. Lounge wear really needs a revival.

This list is pretty good, but the most obvious one that was missed is the “driver who cannot admit they made a mistake and always blames someone else.” When they fuck up, no matter how small, they look for somebody else to blame for the problem.

Someone made a version of the Twitter printer. Except it prints Donald Trump’s tweets. And burns them. And posts a video of the tweet being burned as a reply to the original tweet.

Why would you buy a machine, and go collect plastic bottles to make a roof when thatch grows for free and is easy to find. If they are going to ship in all these plastic bottles and machines so they poor can make roofs why not save the shipping costs and build them better houses with roofs. And if they have that…