Whenever I, a straight woman, am in need of a graphic male pinup to make straight dudes uncomfortable with, Tom of Finland is who I go to. His drawings are just so damn charming.

OMG TRENT REZNOR IS (PROBABLY) GOING TO FINALLY DO THE SOUNDTRACK TO A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE MOVIE AND ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

...David Dao off an overbooked flight is what led to the brutal incident.

Twitter is only an avenue for the President to post threats against the American people......not for people to post threats against the President....... got it.

If the Secret Service knocked on someone’s door, it may not be a threat, they could be looking for hookers.

Yeah everyone trying to manage their own streaming teat is going result in them realize it’s easier (and probably more cost efficient) to just let Netflix or Hulu handle it. We’re going to look back on this and laugh one day.

Great, another streaming service I have to pay for to get a single TV show. Between this and CBS trying to hide Star Trek behind an online subscription, TV piracy is about to go through a new renaissance.

What a rip-off! I could have tanked Yahoo! for a tenth the cost. Call me the next time you need an ineffective CEO, Silicon Valley.

Heh, is plausible (especially according to Twitter).

Add him to the Trump Regrets Twitterfeed.

The cut of that suit is also a national embarrassment. 

Julian Assange is like “Wait, what? How could this man who has betrayed and grifted everyone for everything betray me?!?!”

Adrienne Vittadini was quite the thing in the eighties. She did these kind of fantastic lounging day pajama track suit type of affairs, Joan Collins on the weekend vibe. Lounge wear really needs a revival.

Woah woah woah... You’re saying the serpent in the garden was Satan?!

This list is pretty good, but the most obvious one that was missed is the “driver who cannot admit they made a mistake and always blames someone else.” When they fuck up, no matter how small, they look for somebody else to blame for the problem.

I guess he thought the judge was some sort of sap.

Someone made a version of the Twitter printer. Except it prints Donald Trump’s tweets. And burns them. And posts a video of the tweet being burned as a reply to the original tweet.

I was never thin enough for any of the many stores/chains that are closing now. Schadenfreude out the wazoo right now.

Why would you buy a machine, and go collect plastic bottles to make a roof when thatch grows for free and is easy to find. If they are going to ship in all these plastic bottles and machines so they poor can make roofs why not save the shipping costs and build them better houses with roofs. And if they have that…