Testyria! Word of the year!

What, Elon Musk wanted a lock on the Craziest CEO of 2018 trophy?

Brown lives matter, bitch.

Her opponent’s website has now crashed from the people donating money.

Ditto. I get their hair is thinning. This is why god invented jaunty hats.

I don’t get it. That is EXACTLY who they’re selling to: The popcorn-haired women at Costco.

Unless you’re talking about bannock and the like, it’s ALL immigrant food.

It works SO WELL! I got one! And I live in Canada!

Slimane is a great menswear designer. He’s not good at anything else. The only really remarkable stuff from YSL during his years were the accessories, which were designed by someone else.

I am going to buy the FUCK out of this album. 

Sorry you got dumped. Let John Legend and the spirit of the season (well, next season) get you through it. By Christmas, maybe you’ll have someone who appreciates you more.

That boy looks like a bad heroin comedown.

This almost reads like a JP Sears script.

How long till the TED talk?

Back in the Bush administration there was a quiet movement to literally move the UN headquarters to Montreal, and I can’t think of a better city for it. I’d suggest Vancouver, myself, because it’s gorgeous and there’s lots of empty real estate, but not even the UN can afford Vancouver rents.

I don’t get this article. They ARE sex robots. They may not be versatile, exciting, or responsive, but these are products for men looking to have sex with a predictable, passive object. The clients won’t mind a bit. In fact, that’s what they are paying for.

When I was a nanny I got $250 a month plus room and board. But look at these people; they are hiring someone with an early childhood education degree or something like that.

Yes, I know. And so do my friends who do massage.

A friend of mine went to Juilliard and said that Spacey was a constant presence, stalking this young kid.

They think they ARE getting an escort. I don’t know a single massage therapist who doesn’t routinely get these kinds of requests, demands, and the like. But the actual massage, delivered by an actual professional, makes them think that it’s legit rather than tawdry and predatory.