Yeah, that’s on my list.

That’s new, and brutal. Honestly, why does any author make a deal with a publisher for 90% of the take of their book, when they have these kinds of up-front costs.

Usually that’s the editor’s responsibility. Definitely a publisher fail.

Yep He is.

Wow. How do people like that live with themselves? That guy’s got a psychosis of some kind. Does he insist restaurants use his plastic shit when he eats there?

There’s a friend of mine who made a good living at Ashley Madison “being” most of the women on the site. He’s a great writer. 

When you add seventy to thirty you get the number of men on the site?

Oh honey, we’re all ageing. 

I can’t tell if we’re being told to hate read it or worship read it. But I ain’t gonna read it, because I don’t care about other people’s feelings anyway.

If it surprised them, that tells me the team is male. It surprises nobody who is female, and nobody who’s been online for more than six weeks.

They have smoker’s teeth. That’s a big NOPE.

Dog just puked. This should be fun. He’ll be okay, he’s got a constitution of iron, but an indelible stain on the white carpet will act as an effective reminder to my cousin for the next few years.

I do a lot of pet-sitting (the perfect side gig for a writer) and I definitely judge people by their recycling habits. I mean, there’s trying and there’s simply not giving a fuck, and those who don’t give a fuck about the planet tend to have DGAF habits about the rest of their housekeeping too. Recycling IS…

Glad to hear the FBI is on it. I never thought I’d be all Team FBI, but in this case I know they’re not to be fucked with and I hope they nail each and every one of these deranged knuckle-walking meat puppets.

Yep! At a certain point, what does she need China for? I think they don’t want to let her off the leash. 

Also, when the sweat builds up, your feet slip around and they make a high-pitched farting sound. Pew Pew Pew Pew, so dignified.

Those were so cute but so painful.

It’s definitely a way that the Chinese elites use to get back at one another. I simply assume they’re ALL committing tax fraud and exporting money illegally (Chinese citizens are only allowed to export something like $35,000 a year, which makes the Vancouver real estate market inexplicable, at least on the surface).…

I wonder which house in LA she’s going to buy when she defects.

of course, but what I’m saying is, it’s a really bad gene pool for intelligence. REALLY bad. Pigs are far more intelligent, but because they’re not as cute they’re not used. This is a great marketing effort by the mini horse people (the label “miniature horse” is itself merely marketing; they’re bred down Fallabella…