I watch that every Christmas as religiously as I watch The Grinch. It makes a great double bill for Dark Christmas if you pair it with John Cusack’s The Ice Harvest.

I don’t see anything wrong with asking Twitter for help finding a coach. That’s sort of exactly the thing Twitter is FOR. I once replied to Margaret Atwood’s request for places that serve herbal tea in Victoria, I think it was.

Well, that’s good to know. Maybe they’ll get a better writer for the second one of these, and a better director.

Fourteen loonies, which is its own sort of metaphor.

From everything I’ve read of this story, yes. I mean, I’ve been taken in a time or two, but never for more than, say, a couple of overpriced cocktails. And it’s hard to get all that worked up about someone putting a $62,000 on their black Amex, if they actually have one in the first place. Nobody died.

She will become an inspirational speaker, watch and see.

And smaller nose. That nose screams “No, I could not afford plastic surgery growing up.” Not that it’s a bad nose, it’s just obviously not a fake, tiny nose.

Even the stories ABOUT the stories about her are fascinating. Like, did Vanity Fair try to bury the story or get out ahead of it by releasing the story, but only online and not publicizing it at all although ANYONE could see it’s exactly the kind of thing their readers would eat up?

Yeah, I am white and it always struck me as a really, really white show. Like, how can you live in a city like New York and not have any black or Asian friends? How is that possible? It made Friends look like the UN.

I don’t know about sexual harassment, but I can tell you he was my first interview as a newly-minted freelance journalist, and he was a fucking nightmare. He was so coked up, it took him several tries to spell his wife’s name, which was “Nancy.” He and the festival host who’d gotten me the interview traded in-jokes…

I hate missing drama. Harpo, who dis?

Chevy Chase is infamously dickish.

Was it as bad as Ocean’s 12 though?

The towns around them are, thanks to the personnel on the base.

Probation at worst. I’m white.

You’ll like this.

“It wasn’t intended to kill him, the fact that he died is simply irrelevant” try that one in court.

Those British PRs, they don’t miss a trick. I bet Hello has already paid a couple of million for pix of baby’s first tats.