Dear Pot,

The stupidity of his voters is truly mindblowing. The Republicans control both chambers of Congress and the presidency, and they still couldn’t pass this garbage law. The Democrats— much as they’d like to take credit for it— had nothing to do with its failure. It was infighting within the Republican party and the…

Is there a reason they only interviewed people in their 70s and 80s?

If men were not so afraid of women, of what they are and what they can do, things would be better for everybody.

You’re the best... AROOOOOOUND
nothingsgonnaeverkeepyadown

Nothing beats an 80's training montage.

Can’t keep a good creep down.

The man single-handedly carried this show for long periods at a time when it was struggling. I fully expected an LMD Ward to re-appear this season and was a bit surprised he didn’t but I see why now.

Brett Dalton’s Ward returns

Mulan is better than Hercules. I rewatched Hercules on Netflix the other day and the story’s a dud. Little Mermaid should be shifted to the four spot and Beauty and the Beast + Aladdin shifted one up each.

Now I want the Grandmaster and the Collector to hang out, so I can watch a full-on scenery chewing contest between del Toro and Goldblum.

Either way...

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

no.

I think it's like a dog whistle. You can't hear it above a certain iq.

I do, too, but I think I’m just going to start biting. Either they move or i go to jail. Win/win.

As long as she’s not throwing up to maintain her girlish shark figure.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me