Dear Pot,

The stupidity of his voters is truly mindblowing. The Republicans control both chambers of Congress and the presidency, and they still couldn’t pass this garbage law. The Democrats— much as they’d like to take credit for it— had nothing to do with its failure. It was infighting within the Republican party and the…

Is there a reason they only interviewed people in their 70s and 80s?

Mulan is better than Hercules. I rewatched Hercules on Netflix the other day and the story’s a dud. Little Mermaid should be shifted to the four spot and Beauty and the Beast + Aladdin shifted one up each.

Either way...

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

Haha. Fat chance. That dude is way too brown.

Pictured: Trump’s next secretary of labor nominee at his previous job.

Actually, the extent to which Mike McLintock is a prescient spoof of Sean Spicer is staggering.

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

Don’t forget to funnel that rage into campaigns, too. 2018 will be here before we know it.

“i haven’t met a single Native American yet who thinks it’s racist”

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

This is literally my face in work meetings lately, stone cold sober. My poker face is long gone.

I think it's like a dog whistle. You can't hear it above a certain iq.

I do, too, but I think I’m just going to start biting. Either they move or i go to jail. Win/win.

As long as she’s not throwing up to maintain her girlish shark figure.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me