There's so many great elements of Fright Night, from McDowell's wonderful performance to the incredible score to the GHOUL servant, but one of my favorite parts is when Charlie goes home, confident that Dandridge can't get him because he hasn't been invited into his house yet. When he gets there and sees that…

It's a given that Doug sometimes gets carried away by his fantasies, but this episode really exposes Doug as being delusional. So he sees a billboard ad for something called It and immediately has a fantasy where It turns out to be a giant, cave dwelling creature (that can talk!). Later, when seeing an ad for Bug…

As a child, I was obsessed with Carmen Sandingo's criminal underlings, but none were as strange as Kneemoi, a pink, floating alien from the planet Roddenberry (!). I could buy Carmen employing a loser dressed up in a rat costume to help her steal priceless cultural artifacts. I could even buy Carmen utilizing a…

Tonight I found out that I'm a lot like Bronn: Whenever a 19 year old Italian with a pixie haircut shows me her breasts, I get blurred vision and slurred speech.

Whatever you do, don't bury anything dead there.

Ginger is only 29?! Is she calculating her age in Gator years, because she looks like she can recall a crystal clear memory of the Ford administration.

One thing not mentioned a whole lot in the discussions of the rape scene, is the fact that repeatedly, Sansa has faced rape/physical/emotional violence. She was nearly raped back in season 2 by the mob, she was constantly abused by Joffrey, there was her dread of being raped by Tyrion, and finally the abuse threatened…

I Spit on Your Winterfell

SPOILER ALERT

"Hey religious fanatics, make sure to go after the homosexual!"

Nothing to worry about.

I think we're all missing a very important: How absolutely gorgeous Nymeria is. Pixie haircuts!
Edit: I meant Tyene.

Nah, he can't die. He's got to have one last quip to trade with Tyrion before all is said and done.

When I saw him, I immediately visualized a tiny beenie materialize on top of his head.

Great Moment: Arya mentions that she left the Hound to die because she hated him and wanted him to suffer, which results in a whipping. My take on that bit was a.) she had some sort of affection for the Hound which b.)prevented her from actually killing him, not because she wanted him to suffer, but because she…

This film looks CHEAP. Especially the concert scenes, which look less populated than a Disney Channel original movie.

Meowth TAUGHT himself how to talk. That's got to count for something.

In the end, Katya will be a far, far bigger star than any of the potential winners on this season, guaranteed. In fact, the pool of queens who went onto become "stars"-Ongina, Wiliam, Pandora, Juju, Detoxxx, Manilla, Raven, Adore, BendelaCreme, Latrice, and especially Alaska-clearly outnumbers the queens who won and…

I honestly feel like Ongina got booted out due to producers/sponsors not being on board with her look.

It's pretty telling that immediately after Katya gets eliminated, voting for Miss Congeniality was opened up. It's pretty obvious that Ru and company had NO IDEA that Katya would get as massively popular as she did with fans (I honestly think that they believed either Ginger or Pearl was going to be embraced by the…