I always suspected Eugene Levy’s eyebrows had a Kinja account. I can now rest easy.

I remember being six... I would say that plotting to murder another kid is cause for concern. Aside from the whole murder-y aspect it’s also three children together want to eliminate another kid. That’s some pretty extreme bullying.

All she wants is $1 million and freedom to make her art!!! That guy who may or may not be William Shatner’s son is asking $170 million because he wasn’t acknowledged for being a relative. What is wrong with the world?!? #FreeBrandy #TeamNorwood

I feel inclined to trust and appreciate nurses but also I remember all the sociopaths and/or complete morons I’ve known in my life who have planned on becoming nurses and that makes me nervous...