I signed my relative’s name. He’s in jail.

I was going to do it, but then I was afraid because you have to put your name and email.

I thought she was about 15 years too young for Silver Linings Playbook, and it showed.

Yes, it’s a proven law that all criticisms of a woman can be reduced to sexism.

I think a lot of her fame is from being over directed by men so no wonder this relationship is happening

I like her as an action star, but otherwise I find her “cool girl” schtick as well as her description of her 20 years older boyfriend as a ‘visionary’ insufferable.

How I wish Jennifer Lawrence would just go away.

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.

I’ve dated guys Dwayne’s size, and I’m quite petite. You’d think it’d feel like that but it doesn’t. It’s more like being surrounded by a cozy man-cage.

we’re going to call you on it. Everyone sees what you’re doing, People, and history will not forgive you for it.

I vote for Katy — she was committed, consistent, colorful and crazy.

I’ve never liked Jennifer Aniston. There. I said it. She was the worst Friend (yes, worse than Ross) and her presence in Office Space took something away from what was otherwise a perfect movie. I don’t think she can act. There. Said that, too.

Ashley, can you ask Ted Cruz to explain this fucking coat?

How odd is it that Billy was by FAR the most relevant Bush in the 2016 election?

Hideous men = beautiful.

That “sweating like a dog line” from his kickoff speech really pissed me off. Like, not only is he completely ignorant about all issues of social and cultural tolerance, but he also missed that day of 3rd grade where the teacher explained that dogs pant to release heat instead of sweating?

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

Ok so she’s Titania? Actually she might be an interesting choice for a proper version of a Midsummer Nights Dream.

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