That's not a good analogy. Busting on a draft pick isn't like getting herpes. You can't cut herpes.

1. Giblets

Rams fan: can confirm. There's a reason the Rams play two games with throwback jerseys this year.

Another reason why the coach's challenge is silly.

"Look out! It's Jagura!"

Let him coach against the Seahawks and then fire him. That way you spare the new coach the embarrassment of getting destroyed by Seattle.

Matt Adams had a great many more PAs than 41. He became the everyday 1B after Craig strained his foot in September.

Catholicism.

KMOX, which broadcasted and still broadcasts Cardinals games, has a very strong signal, so much so that you can hear it in 40 states. And when there were no other teams west of the Mississippi, I.E. before the double-flight of the Giants and the Dodgers, that meant that there were a lot of Cardinals fans scattered all…

You were all amped up to make this fairly standard complaint that you forgot to read the next sentence.

I think the big point is if he makes the team. Belichick has enough gravitas to cut Tebow and not face the kind of media blowback like, say, New York.

As always, the lesson here is Fuck Wal-Mart.

Jason Motte of the Cardinals claims his vision is so bad that the catcher and batter are blurry when he's on the mound. Does he use glasses or contacts? Of course not.