He learned a valuable lesson on communicating with women from his 11-year-old

Great news. I feel like he had no choice. The Times, with their amazing effort on this series of pieces, essentially came out and said NYC is full of sweat shops masquerading as nail salons. Pretty damning stuff. Kudos to the journalists.

I was so excited to finally play GTA V when the download finished. I saw a GTA V video of a cat riding a motorcycle, who then jumped off into a drainage ditch. I uninstalled the game immediately and called Rockstar and demanded my money back. Abhorrent.

You know what else shouldn’t be tax exempt? Any church!

I don't know, but I hate these people.

Toriko is great. Anyone who says otherwise is bonkers.

Um, if you need to pass a bill to "clarify" a law that you just passed like five minutes ago, that should be a sign that you are all a bunch of dumbasses who shouldn't be legislating in the first place.

"dick fright"

•Simmering beef: not necessarily what's for dinner, if you're vegan and all, but there's definitely shit brewing between Rob and Kim "The Puppet Master"Kardashian.

*Uh...what are you doing?

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

... It's Buddhist. No ghosts dude, they reincarnate :P

I have always believed (since I was about twelve or so, when the first Mortal Kombat dropped) that someone, somewhere needs to make a parody game called Mortal Wombat. I would buy the hell out of it—particularly if it involved Koalities.

For some reason, you can't see the force orb in the video above, but you can in this one:

Perhaps she was born on February 29.

"CEO of a large corporation in EVE."