pro-tip: don’t watch this.

so glad i pre-ordered mine in the first second i saw the kotaku post about the amazon pre-order

I MUST DO THIS!!!!

whoops wrong tab.

“I have so many fake parts, my center of balance is off, and therefore can not ride a bike without falling off and waking up in the 18th century. Drinking HYPE turns me into a crappy goth wannabe.”

This video is stupid.

Fahey reviews are better than real life.

“fucked gently”

I have been really, super, INCREDIBLY high, after ingesting the equivalent of 2 grams of THC (after smoking a blunt of Indica), and not once did I consider that jumping off a 4th floor balcony was something I should try.

“Everything that I’ve taught you about our faith should be ignored because the government knows better than your dad.”

$5 to flush just means that I will make sure that I am the first one to use it.

LFR is accurate.

earbuds = audio cues

Old School Piracy Protection

None.

says you.

Everyone help me sign a petition to keep Dr. Mario from ever being made!11!1oneone!!!11

now i am waiting for the cheeseburger crust pizza to come here and see it reviewed

ive been waiting on this review my whole life

OMG YAY so glad i got my order in!