She looks much happier before the makeover...

I know the thing i look for most in a flight attendant is an ass 3 times larger than the walkway...

i know the first thin i do with a new luxury mattress is open it in the living room while its still under renovation.

I see a distinct lack of water on this so-called "water slide"

What a special form of living hell that entire family must be.

My signature look is sweatpants with pockets, and a shirt.

SEKRIT CODEZ

"here's someone that sounds kinda like this one, but suckier"?

This reads like a targeted advertisement for rapists.

once per email account, once per IP address, once per ever?

Assholes who schedule end-of-day meetings 30m before clock, are the worst people.

If people would rather shoot endlessly into a cave for "poor quality loot" instead of playing the rest of your game, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR GAME.

Fleek reminds me of gleek, which is using your saliva glands to spit like a lizard.

sexy is a small chest, turtlenecks, sweatpants, and a face mask apparently.

Can someone please explain to me why back seats fold up, instead of folding flat for more cargo space?

i think it was white-ish and gold-ish enough so that if you show it to a normal person that assumes you are asking a straight forward question between an obviously wrong choice, and a 'close enough' choice, they will choose the 'close enough' choice and say white/gold, and think that maybe it was a poor picture.

The entire thing is stupid.

This dress is not white, gold, black or blue.

Players: We need healthier food!

that is not a clutch.