That's very interesting, but we were talking about spelling.

Will your writing tool of choice allow you to make a shortcut that would allow you to type, say, $ack and have it automatically put in the correct word?

New Mexico is about 40% Minion. They love bananas, but can't spell for shit.

They know what they did.

Nobudy keered abut speling on fiftynth century twiter.

Better the Angles than those gosh-fersakin' Saxons.

What would be the misspelling? "Winsconsin"?

Why is Lousiana talking so much about giraffes?

Hallelujah! Beautiful sauerkraut!

Ugh. Covfefe hangovers are the worst. I woke up this morning and my Paris Accord membership was gone.

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the President to tweet covfefe?"

Someone left the covfefe out in the rain…

No covfefe for you!

Today, we are all covfefe.

Nobody wants to be the one to tell him. Even Jared and Ivanka are staying at arm's covfefe.

Voiceover: "We secretly replaced the President's regular midnight rage tweet with covfefe. Will he notice?"

Ow! My covfefe!

Actual tweet from the Merriam-Webster feed:

Nas is a terrible code name for an NSA agent. What is she now, Fib?

Dr Pepper was a good medico, but you could only make an appointment to see him at 10, 2, or 4.