"Oh, great. Another AV Clubber donated their brain to science."

CNN sez Trump came home from his trip all emo, is angry, alone, putting on weight:

He's trying to dry it out, but the WH kitchen threw out all the rice when Michelle Obama left. The phone is currently dunked in a half-eaten bucket of KFC and Snickers bars.

She got very lucky. I doubt that kind of luck will hold up over multiple games.

Fox tonight is all Gordon Ramsay: a new season of MasterChef starts, and we get the first episode of the American version of The F Word.

Truman hasn't worried about an electoral map since 1948

covfefe (noun): When you drop your new iPhone in the toilet while attempting to late-night rage tweet.

I covfefe that I've ruined three lives, did not care til I found out one of them was mine. I covfefe, I covfefe 🎵🎶

I was perplexed by the small bid on DD3, but I guess it all worked out for her.

Hmm. Usually the Iluminati comes up with more believeable explanations. Swamp gas, or something.

Popsicle champagne-y?

DId they already use Gerald McRaney?

WaPo: Snubs, slights, threats, and petty humiliations all part of working in the Trump White House

The Court of Owls is supposedly made up of Gotham's crusty uppers, right? Even with the Alice Tetch virus, are we supposed to believe nobody would notice they're all dead, often headless? Maybe they'll just blame it on a band of infected Tetchers?

I think this ep's mostly filler.

Anybody else see reports of flashing red lights inside the White House?

Gordon needs his mustache.

Officially, the church refuses to comment and implies she's doing Just Fine. However, nobody has seen her in public since 2007.

I like Dos Equis Amber, it's better than the regular.

Trump wants trade agreements on a country-by-country basis, so I guess that means he wants trade wars to work the same way. Not how the world works, but he doesn't care.