THIS:

+1 from behind a wall of sleep

And people wonder why topographists are always laughing at cartophiles. Fucking lunatics.

Tonight on Jeopardy!

It’s only a matter of time before Alabama becomes the Thailand of the United States.

With all of the free time on his hands now, and the malls bursting with holiday shoppers, it’s only a matter of time before Corey adds Hot Topic to the list of places where he is no longer welcome.

San Diego Gulls (AHL) season ticket-holder here and I can vouch that this is one of the finest traditions in sports. One minute players are slamming the holy hell out of each other in the corners and next thing you know, they’re side-by-side with goofy grins, pushing shovels of stuffed animals around the ice for sick…

If you’ve just learned that, wait until you learn about what happened to Michael Jackson.

Next to Youngblood, what is the absolute worst sports movie of all time?

Someday we’re going to find out that the Cleveland Browns were just a hidden camera show with Hue Jackson as the unwitting rube.

Markovich is wasting his time at Barstool. He should be writing speeches for Roy Moore.

Essential listening: 1349 - “Beyond The Apocalypse”

I have a hard time believing that Boone can withstand the withering scrutiny of not just the New York media but the rest of the country exalting in any and all missteps that befall the Yankees. Which makes me pretty excited.

That’s absolutely terrifying. Hope he’s OK.

Taping the chain to his chest might be a good idea in that situation, but if he pulls that shit during a sit down with a mafia boss, he’s fucked.

Crabby and her wee tennis ball.

I thought that eventually, stories about mega-rich, entitled assholes hurling fistfuls of shit at each other would get old, but I was wrong.

Another Buffalo Sabres fan flies too close to the sun...

+1 for the literal tears that just formed in my eyes from laughing

We’re so lucky to have seen him play.