“Curling tiebreaker heaven”

“I have a thriller concept in mind,” he said.

I guess Flying Fox is out of the question?

All he had to do was celebrate a touchdown and he choked.

Wonder who the Giants are going to offer the Broncos for that guy.

“San Francisco’s C.J. Beathard looked like a true NFL starting quarterback, delivering one of his three total TDs with an on-target bomb to Marquise Goodwin for an 83-yard score.”

It’s almost like the German dude who first conceived the word “schadenfreude” knew that one day a guy like Roger Goodell would come along.

A Bad Bounce, Avalanche. Bernier has really met his Waterloo in Sweden. I’m surprise he didn’t send up an SOS. The Ottawa fans in attendance must’ve been dancing like queens.

The only Dane with worse timing than this guy is Lars Ulrich.

I was playing some guitar this afternoon and I stumbled into these chords. This song-which I have not thought about for 20 years-will not leave my head now. You have been warned.

“Her abuse of those women aside”

So many of his contemporaries relied on overt signs of intimidation, from Randy Johnson’s scowl to Pedro Martinez’s childlike enthusiasm for blowing guys back with pant-filling fastballs. But Halladay just threw the shit out of the ball and dominated. He left the schoolyard bravado to others and let his work do the…

Stupid like a fox!

The post-game interview with Charlie Morton was awesome. Bonus points to the clubhouse guy who rubbed peanut butter on his gums to enhance the realism factor.

LA needs faster baserunning. Seager looked like he was Running Against the Wind.

It looks like they’re filming a “Weekend At Bernie’s” sequel, but that’s just Larry King sitting behind home plate.

Lance McCullers needs to settle down and stop making the rest of his team look like lollygaggers.

Also sounds like Philadelphia greeting Santa Claus.