Yeah, but he’s 100% with the passes he catches.

By the final inning, I fully expected Dave Roberts to bring out the ghost of Philip Seymour Hoffman to close it out.

Just when I thought there was no more ballyhoo to be had...

I hear their final exams are brutal.

I haven’t seen this much piling on since the Phillies swarmed their closer after winning the WS in 2008.

+1 for making me feel a little better about having no idea what the fuck this is about

God. Dammit. Take it. +1 Just fucking take it.

Next to everything with Dane Cook in it, this is the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

“I have tried to live every single one of my 68 years on this earth with integrity, character and humility....”

I’m really enjoying watching the post game celebration. This is due almost entirely to the fact that I’ve turned off the TBS announcers and put on Sabbath.

That’s exactly how I look when I’m charging the net in my Thursday night beer league. Except there’s no one around me. And I’m not trying to spin. And the defender poke checks the puck away while I slide into the boards.

Why would that be apparent to anybody at Barstool?

More proof that canines are more intelligent than most people realize.

Saturdays are for the tools.

His takes come at you hot and fast - how can you expect them to yield to the rudimentary parameters of technology?

Sounds like somebody spraying whipped cream on dog shit.

Man, I’m almost twelve years clean and seeing this guy tanking his life in front of millions of people is rough. I hope the poor bastard learns whatever lessons he needs to get past that shit.

For a second there, I thought number 17 was about to give birth.

Must be comforting for the Chargers to play in front of a less-hostile crowd than usual.