With the “It” remake coming out, CC is just riding the trend that clowns are back in fashion.

The Hamilton Tiger-Cats: The Corey Feldman of the CFL

He totally missed that it’s always the loner who keeps to himself who did the crime. When he said he didn’t have many online friends, he might as well have coughed up the password to his secret offshore bank account.

Spent some time this afternoon writing about bass lines. Can’t forget the one in here:

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+1 From everyone at the Continental

Well, there’s always Michael Bisp... sorry, couldn’t even type that without laughing.

This is absurd. Can you imagine somebody pissing their time away tweeting when they should be doing their damned job?

These announcers might want to reconsider their definition of “haymakers.”

Of course you can get sued for that. Doesn’t mean you won’t win, but it sure will cost you.

They look like a character from American Horror Story.

This could all have been avoided had he simply created a secret “North Sagecutt” Twitter account, from which he could anonymously like all of the close-up vag shots that the Internet could throw at him.

Sounds like a clear case of self-defense to me.

I love how the narrative goes silent once the hotel owner’s brother is invited into the room by a naked woman.

Replacing a superstar can be hairy business. Hope they find a way to plug that gap.

In the same amount of time on Game of Thrones, Jon Snow could have flown from The Wall down to Casterly Rock, then back up, beyond The Wall, killed a few undead soldiers and made it home to flirt with his auntie- all before Seager dropped the ball.

With special thanks to the Saint Ignatius High School Federalist Society for the use of Aaron’s photo.

Time to formally change his nickname from “Bones” to “Dumb As A Bag Of Dog Shit.”

All that’s missing is Lou Albano running out and smashing a cheap folding chair over McGregor’s back.