“The mistakes I’ve made, I’ve never repeated twice.”
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The distinction of owning the shortest homerun since 2015 is almost as dubious as the feat itself; unless 2015 was some sort of golden age for short porch dingers.
The line between the NBA and the WWE continues to blur...
The spectacularly unhelpful reply from McCarthy positions him well for a strong run for the next White House Press Secretary.
To be fair, the back of his neck does look like a pack of hotdogs .
Ugh. Another excuse to let those nutjob Midwesterners throw pickles on perfectly good hot dogs.
Guerrero’s claims are so obviously inflated that I’m surprised Tom didn’t have somebody do something about it.
I have a lot of sympathy for Phelps. This very morning I raced an elk. When I got in from my morning two miler, I googled how fast it would take an elk to cover the same difference. Peak performance shit right there. Anyway, I lost the race, but I’ll get you next time, Mr. Elk!
There’s no shame in going to Duke. The world needs ditchdiggers, too.
She’s obviously been taking Anthony Scaramucci’s Twitter feed to heart.
For the Cowboys, the fact that it was only petty larceny must have really called his Whitehead’s commitment into question.
WEEI is the modern day equivalent of the Medieval practice of throwing buckets of human shit into the street.
Meanwhile, the Saturdays Are For The Boobs guys continue to damn the waters of the Internet with their unedited gibberish and knuckle-dragging odes to softcore porn.
Florida Logic: protest vehicle parked in front of your house by ensuring that it can’t be moved.
Twelve year old me is devastated that they didn’t call it the Tennis Integrity Team.
I’d go so far as to say that even with a folding chair or a plastic two-liter bottle of soda, I wouldn’t hesitate to bestow unto that guy a first class ticket to Painville. But once we start talking about machetes, guns or really anything made by ACME, we’re talking about a whole different level of malice.
I can’t really judge Fowler because that’s exactly the way I play Grand Theft Auto.
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Squeeze = a poor man’s Buzzcocks.
