You’re happy Russia’s there? I’m not American and don’t have a hatred for Russia as a whole, but fuck their Olympic team. They’ve stolen hundreds of medals and their drug testing labs literally cheat. They’re not even clever about it and pass the testing like Armstrong.

Yeah, he’s gotta play with Descartes he’s been dealt.

What a Kant.

I would have parked much closer to them. Close enough that when they put their car in gear, it would have lurched forward enough to hit my hitch.

Correction: the second time a “guest” who you conveniently don’t remember the name of accidentally tears their front bumper off.

Bob City!

Deadspin: why can’t sports be fun, it’s so awful having teams whose players hate each other and everything is so dreary

I thought this was Daniel Cormier agreeing to fight Michael Stipe. After reading I was TERRIBLY disappointed.

No, the starters and reserves were picked in separate drafts. LeBron had first pick of starters, but steph got first of reserves, so LeBron had the last overall pick.

James picked 1st so that means Curry picked last right? If that’s the case it’s totally Al Horford

I’ve said it recently in the article about the Luke Walton criticism and I’ll say it again; fuck Brian Windhorst.

Fixed.

*entire Deadspin staff sans Lindsey Adler climaxes*

Fuck Paul Pierce forever and ever and ever and ever.

Paul’s as good as any point guard in NBA history

We’re 100% committed to looking into grid girls

Pile on the quarterback? I think he avoided that on the fumble.

God I hate Brian Windhorst and his dumb fucking face so much. Also no dog in this fight other than the Lakers being laughable makes me feel good inside... but I am very pro Luke Walton.

looks like it did pretty good

They sound like a couple of guys who sat in on classes at Duke once every few weeks.