Christ has it already almost been a month since the last “Blame the Warriors for the Kevin Durant Injury” article? Time flies man.

You’re all wrong. He looks like David Lee with a red wig. The Knicks association confirms it.

Ah yes, the one area we are not allowed to be woke in - calling out garbage religious views for what they are. 

But also right.

Oh no, I get it. It is just a very poorly written sentence. Thanks for the hand holding though, first time in years! Does this mean you like like me?

Damn they only gave Liverpool 2 points for that win?? Who knew!

If only Wondo had that touch. 

That’s not getting tackled by the neck. That’s hitting Brees so hard across his (granted.. upper) chest that he basically got whiplash. Not against the rules though. 

Ahmad Brooks was called for roughing the passer for this which cost the game. And then later even fined for it. I don’t give two shits what missed calls go against the Saints.

Maybe the Raiders should draft him so he can stay in Oakland. :O

The best Morrissey diss track ever recorded written by his ex guitarist, someone whose vocalist committed suicide, and a snarky fully out gay man. Stick it straight into my veins. 

Major Applewhite was named after both of his parents just finished reading Catch-22 for the first time.

You must mean, “how did a notorious drunk find his way to the court to actually be literally present for the team.”... because “Chris Mullin” is a hall of fame inductee who happened to be one of the best spot shooters in NBA history when this team was put together... but surely you think he doesn’t belong on this team…

My wife and brother in law went to USC. I went to Cal. Needless to say the first half of the game was not going the way I wanted it to. Then my wife went to sleep at half time, woke up, and had a look of utter disbelief on her face when she saw USC had lost by one. I still haven’t heard from my brother in law. 

Damn that’s some good juice for couldn’t hit a home run more than 6 months ago Max Muncy. Must be going straight into his veins. 

The Lakers are going to sign 27 free agents this offseason to fill out the NBA roster size of 30 players. 

Yea but did she do it after 2 joints, a spliff, one speedball, and two bottles of codeine, on 34 minutes of sleep?

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Ah fair point... at the time it looked like one of the few crossbar hits the Germans had in the game... that angle isn’t the best either.. can’t tell if it would hit the bar anyway.