Get fucked.

“We can’t put guys in the seats, can we now?”

That baby is a fucking liar.

I hear there are plenty of open dates at Philips Arena in Atlanta.

Holy FUCKING shit, Samer. Maybe stick to the Mets or something, because you don’t know anything about the Giants. Vogelsong is probably the reason they won in 2012.

Ryan Vogelsong was a good Giant.

His first seasoon kicking for Cal was maddening - he was either good or terrible, on an otherwise pretty good team by Cal standards. Good to see that he not only has improved but has made the best of his shot in the big time after all these years.

That’s my goddamn Cal Alumnus right there! Hoping for Kripke next week. Give it to us Giorgio bambino!

Raider Nation learned a lot of new words with that speech.

The front 7 has looked fairly good so far. The secondary has had about 15 blown assignments and the only reason the 9ers aren’t down by significantly more is because Cam Newton can’t hit a wide open receiver in the end zone from 15 yards away.

With all the talk about “love” I can only imagine this is in reference to the bagel that Keys served up in the second set.

Was he being pursued by FBI Agent Johnny Utah?

On the other hand, this is a great way to ensure no one in the dugout jinxes a no-hitter by talking about it while it’s happening.

OK, I’ll bite. It’s not the actual title of the show.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

The kid at 47 seconds of the video...SALTY!

This is some really thorough reporting to drop at 8am.
Deadspin Up All Night indeed.

I initially was going to skim this article because on a base level I think Chris Paul is a freaking chump and I like skimming things that show this. Then I actually read the article and it was quite good! Good job! Good effort!

I rinse my hands of this comment

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.